Horse Feathers (1932)

Groucho as Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff, the new president of Huxley College, is the purest dose of his contempt for authority, and at 68 minutes the film never outstays its welcome. He opens by singing that whatever it is, he's against it, and spends the rest of the picture trying to buy two football ringers and ending up with Chico and Harpo instead. It is the closest thing in tone to Duck Soup, just looser and sillier, with Thelma Todd game for every bit of nonsense. The college football finale is a gloriously cheap shot at the whole sport. A strong third pick for anyone who liked the anarchy of the top two.