Convoy

The safest pick for anyone who swears they cannot sing, because the verses are not really sung at all. They are radio chatter, read out in a trucker's drawl over a country groove, with only the short chorus asking for a tune. What it does demand is rhythm and nerve with the CB slang: bears, handles and swindle sheets fly past quickly, so a quick read of the lyrics beforehand pays off. It went to number one on both the US pop and country charts, so an older crowd will know it, and a younger one tends to find it hilarious.